Hey stranger, welcome to the Meg & Piper website!

We’re your resident movers and shakers, so check back often for updates on Shut Yer Five Hole, Empty Netter, Merch, news, and all the nonsense cooking in the crazy co-host kitchen!

About

MEG AND PIPER DOT COM

Dirty laundry has a hamper, fine china has a cabinet, and irreverent hockey content has megandpiper.com 

 

Shut Yer Five Hole

Want to hear some historical hockey information, play along as hosts quiz each other on obscure hockey trivia, sentence players to live in the Sin Bin with Meg, or listen to Piper sing a theme song? Shut Yer Five Hole is for you!

Shut Yer Five Hole is a podcast on iTunes, Stitcher, Pocket Casts and Google Play! It can be found chillin’ on the couch over at Guys Girl. It airs every other week during the regular season, and every week in playoffs!

Meg writes the agenda, Piper produces, and their powers unite to chat the chit in all things hockey.

If you enjoy our nuanced and in-depth sports analysis, please subscribe to Shut Yer Five Hole on iTunes and tell your friends! We also have a @ShutYerFiveHole Twitter where you can ask questions, give feedback, and follow our tomfoolery. Leave a review!

Empty Netter

 

 

 

 

Tune in this fall for our hot takes on the latest hockey news, DIY fails, our sad attempts to learn how to hockey, footage from the stands, and to see vids of hockey hotties/hockey fails/hockey fashion/hockey fights/just… hockey in the flesh! 

 

That’s Piper

Learn more about your blonde historian host, listen to her other projects, and look at her silly photos by hopping over to the Piper Page!

And that’s Meg! 

Get to know your salty brunette host, read her comedy-minded pieces and gawk at her digital art by clicking on the Meg Page! 

Hockey Shop

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Get Your Merch at Meg and Piper’s Hockey Shop

Whether you’ve been a fan of Shut Yer Five Hole from the beginning, are ramping up for the youtube series Empty Netter, or you just like hockey paraphernalia, Meg and Piper’s Hockey Shop is for you!

All of our Threadless designs are available in mens, women’s and children’s shirts and apparel, and accessories like notebooks, phone cases, and zip up clutch thingamabobbers!

Get our catch phrases with “Very Serious Sports Analyst”, our sarcastic eye roll with “Hockey Expert”, or go full superfan with the show’s logo!

You can get them in all sorts of cuts and colors, but here are a few screenshots in case you need to dip your toes into the pool before you can take the plunge. 

Click HERE to shop now! 

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Click on these letters and this link will take you to the hockey shop! 

Contact

This is a contact page with some basic contact information and a contact form.